The kids are away learning the reading, writing and arthimatic, and that leaves us at home to spend the days enjoying the quiet.

The way I enjoy my new found freedom is to check out hot sexy teachers like this one.   She is a cutie isn’t she;) You can find her another old broads to teach you lessons at Teacher Fantasies.com.

A young man goes to a whorehouse to expierence his first taste of sex.

The madam suggests that he start with 69. He decides to give it a try.

The prostitute leads him to a room, gets undressed, and instructs the young man to eat her pussy. Unfortunately, just as he starts she farts.

The man quietly says to himself, “phew”, but he goes down on her again.

A moment later she farts again. He says “phew”, but continues.

Once more she farts. This time he immediately gets up and starts walking out. She asks him what’s wrong, and he replies “I don’t think I can take another 66 of those!”

Cat and Mouse
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Cat And Mouse by Mike Hunt

One evening, after work, my best friend Cindy Miller and I went to the local health club for some much needed exercise! It was time to drop a few excess pounds, which we had picked up over the fall and winter. After all a girl wants to look her very best in a new bikini!

After our work out we stepped into the shower to wash off the sweat before going to dinner. As soon as we stripped off our gym clothes I saw something new. Cindy had the most beautiful tattoo of a dragonfly just above her left breast. I said, “Cindy where ever did you get that?” Cindy laughed and said, “It was a Christmas gift I gave myself. What do you think of it?” In response I said, “Cindy it’s absolutely beautiful! Where did you get it?” She told me the name of the tattoo parlor and then continued, “You should see the guy who did it. Talk about a hunk! I mean tall, well over six feet, muscular chest and the tightest little ass you’ve ever seen!” Cindy giggled and then continued, “Really Sarah you should get one. I mean you’ve been divorced for more than two years and it’s time to take the bull by the horns and assert yourself.” I wasn’t sure what my being divorced had to do with anything and I answered, “Oh I don’t know Cindy. I mean after all tattoos are sooo permanent and suppose after I get a tattoo I don’t like it?” She just laughed and said, “Don’t be silly!”

For the next week or ten days I thought a lot about whether or not I really wanted a tattoo. Finally I decided to do it.

One Friday evening after work I visited the tattoo parlor Cindy had told me about. The tattoo artist was everything Cindy said he was and then some! Tall, I guessed he was at least six-two, with a shock of wavy black hair, the tee shirt he was wearing revealed a muscular chest and arms, the bluest eyes I’d ever seen and a tight little butt. I was sooo busy sizing him up that I didn’t hear him when he spoke. Then he said, a little louder, “Yes Miss may I help you?” His smile revealed a row of even white teeth and I answered, “Er, uh yes I want to see about getting a tattoo.” He then asked, “Did you have any particular design in mind?” I replied, “Some kind of insect, I think.” He flashed that sexy smile again and said, “Follow me and maybe we can find just the right one!”

I followed him to a small room that he used as an office and said, “Have a seat and we’ll take a look.” He removed a book of insect tattoos from a shelf, sat down at his small desk and started flipping through it. I have to confess that my attention was split between the pictures he was showing me and him! I have to confess I was having thoughts about how he’d be in bed! “Sarah,” I said to myself, “It’s true that you haven’t slept with a man since your divorce, but get hold of yourself, you can’t just jump in bed with the first handsome hunk you meet!” Yet in spite of myself I felt my pussy getting wet.

I finally selected an especially beautiful and colorful butterfly and then Kurt asked me where I wanted it. I had intended to have it done above my left breast as Cindy had had her dragonfly, but instead I pointed to my left breast and said, “Right here!” Kurt smiled and stared at my chest for a minute and then he said, “I suppose you know that in order to place the tattoo there you’ll have to remove your bra and bare your breast.” I nodded my head and mumbled, “Uh huh.” Kurt said, “Then why don’t you come back at midnight? I never know who’ll walk in and we don’t want to put on a show. I close at midnight and we’ll have no spectators.” The thought of being alone with this handsome specimen caused me to get even wetter!

I don’t remember anything about the drive home that evening, visions of Kurt’s sexy, muscular body kept flashing before my eyes. When I pulled into my driveway I had completely soaked through my panties and onto the back of my skirt. Damn, I hadn’t been so turned on since my honeymoon. I rushed to my bedroom, stripped off all my clothes and went to bed with my eight-inch vibrator. Always before, when I felt horny my trusty, vibrating friend had relieved the tension, but though it produced several orgasms, this time it only served to increase my desire!

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Granny is Nasty!

This week we’re featuring the sexy and vibrant Lisa! This is one hot 65+ Gramma that knows how to take care of naughty young men like you! You can see more of her At Torrie.com where all the women are over the age of 55 and full of sexual energy that they want to burn off while you watch!
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A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know intended to stock up. At the store, however, she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry, so she complained to the butcher.
” Don’t worry, ya ,” he said. “I’ll pack some more trays and have them ready for you by the time you finish shopping.”
Several aisles later, my friend heard the butcher’s voice boom over the public-address system: “Will the lady who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store.”

Bad Mom
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Bad Mom!

Okay, I confess! I am a bad Mom! I have been having sex with my oldest boy’s best friend! It all started last summer when Steven, that’s my oldest son brought his friend Nick home from college. Here lately I have been having these fantasies about Prince William, and I will be go to hell if Nick doesn’t look just like him! I couldn’t help myself but to flirt with the kid. Steven I know was a bit embarrassed of my behavior but I didn’t care. That night I put on a night gown, which by the way is very transparent and does wonders in showing off my great breasts. Which I have to attribute to nursing Steven when he was a baby. I went into Steven’s room to check in on the boys before bed. Steven lets out one of those “Oh Mom!” screams when I came in. But I noticed Nick checking me out from head to toe in my night gown. 

I am sure the little shit had a hardon, and god knows I wanted to see it. I told Nick I had laid out a towel for him in the bathroom off my bedroom. I told them both the main bathroom’s shower had been leaking at that was the only one working in the house. Steven had no way of knowing otherwise since he had been off to school all year. I went to my bed and laid there just thinking of how I was going to seduce this young man, and how good his cock was going to taste on my tongue. I was fingering my wet slit when I heard the door open. I could see Nick’s silhouette cross my room to the bathroom door and watched as he turned on the light and shut the door. I waited until I heard him turn on the shower before I pulled the covers back and got out of bed. I opened the bathroom door slowly and looked in to see him standing in the shower behind the fogged glass. He was washing his crotch, or was he? No he was jacking off in my shower the horny little shit. I shut the door behind me and quietly walked over pulled up my night gown and sat on the toilet as if I were going to the bathroom. I watched for a few moments as I could see him really going to town tugging on his cock before I said “Sorry Nick I have to go potty bad!” He was startled of course and quickly turned toward the wall to hide his cock from me. “It’s okay” I said “I have seen plenty of cocks honey you don’t have to be embarrassed.” It was true I had seen plenty of cocks, but I wanted right now to see his more than anything! I pretended to be done going to the bathroom and stood up and opened the sliding glass door to the bathroom. “You find the soap and shampoo okay Nick?” He of course turned away again but I had a fine view of his smooth ass. Oh god I wanted to touch it! “Yes Ma’am I found everything!” he said. “Need your back washed?” I said while slipping off my night gown. He pretended not to hear me, and I stepped in behind him. I reached out and grabbed the soap from out of his hands and lathered up his back. He just stood there without saying a word. He let me touch his young body, and I didn’t miss any inch of it. I soaped up his ass and then reached around.. “Oh my Nick you have a hard cock? Do you find me attractive?” “Yes Ma’am” He said tipping his wet hair back toward me as I grabbed his cock and let it slither between my soapy hands. I started jacking him off pressing my breasts against his smooth back. I kissed his sweet neck and he was mine! I turned him around and kissed him full on the lips before I knelt down in the shower. I petted and kissed his tender hard cock, looked up at his blue eyes and swallowed his young prick into my mouth. 

God it was so hard! I sucked and I sucked like some hungry bitch. Oh how naughty it made me feel giving this kid a blow job. I wanted him to cum in my old slutty mouth so bad! I wanted to taste his sweet young semen on my tongue. He grabbed my head and started pushing it back and forth over his long slender shaft. I knew it would be only seconds before I would get my reward… a mouth full of his hot thick creamy goo. And then, there it was! He shot the biggest load I have ever received! No man I had ever been with had ever given me so much cum to swallow. Oh how sweet it was, not salty nor bitter like my ex-husbands had been. Oh God how I loved this young mans cock. I swallowed it all and squeezed his balls for more. I wanted more I did! I raised up and kissed his young lips and stepped out to grab his towel I dried him off and slapped his smooth ass telling him to get to bed. I am such a bad Mom!

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Always Gramma Always Free

Schools Back!!!  If you haven’t noticed the little munchins are back in school. It is so much quieter in the neighborhood now. It’s time to make some noise and you can find plenty of noise with the dvds you can check out at Movie Room.

A teacher asks her class, “If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?” She calls on little KENNY.

He replies, “None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.”

The teacher replies, “The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.”

Then little KENNY says, “I have a question for YOU.
There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:

One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?”

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, “Well, I suppose the one that’s gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.”

To which Little KENNY replied, “The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking.”